Flash Fiction Fridays Archive 1

Just 'cause I can, I thought I'd archive my Flash Fiction Tweets (@Geoliminal) here, where they can be easily accessed.

"He's finally doing something useful" she said. The roses had never looked healthier, and she'd saved on fertilizer.

"I told you," said the Genie, "THINK before you make your wish." The lime-green puddle bubbled sadly in response.

The survivors crawled from the wreckage of their collided time machines. "Fucking Mondays," thought the Ankylosaur.

"Neon pink; IR/UV; Hypnoswirl; Retractable Stalks. Jesus," sighed the cyborg, "don't they just make regular eyes anymore?

The city's smoking ruins stretched to the river, boiling in its banks. "Gotta spend money to make money," said Rich

She left, and he went to the spot where she had buried something. He dug with his fingers, but found only an empty hole

"Look, it's not like I had any choice," he said, dropping diamonds one by one down the drain. The cat just yawned

The cork bobbed, and he felt a sharp tug. No bites all day, and now! He tossed the pole in the pond, and went home.

The robots were a whirlwind of chaos. "Why'd you set them on 'Marx Brothers'!?" he shouted. "Why not?" she answered.

We were a little worried when the bees became sentient, spelling out words in honeycomb. Great landlords, though

For days the rain sheeted down, which wasn't as bad as when it went back up again, rivers streaming into the clouds.

"Look," he said, "in 15 years, I've never refilled the underground tanks. Ever." I looked at the gas pump, uneasy.

"Shit!" she said, shuffling tarot cards again. "Two Towers? Three Fools!?" She checked the box. "Fucking pinochle deck."

"The adaptor you keep in here is expired, by the way" she said, holding his wallet in her clamp. His diodes blushed red.

He jammed the driftwood between jelly and sand, and heaved. Slowly, the mass wobbled into the surf and drifted away.

Goddamn brat drew on the walls, rhinos and wolves, and a crazy man with antlers! So I beat him with an auroch bone.

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