Samizdat Volume 1, Number 1

Here it is, Samizdat, volume 1, number 1. Ten pages of ridiculousness. It's physical expression has already been distributed about the Metropolis. The whole thing is downloadable here: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B2wEWYELakqcWDN1U2h4RUFLQkU/edit?usp=sharing